idk why people get so mad when their favorite band becomes famous. if the weird bluegrass I like was on the radio id be stoked. it would be like “hey let’s change the channel. what’s on this station? weird bluegrass? what about on z100. MORE weird bluegrass? i wish just for once the radio would finally play a song featuring Pitbull. “
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
“My third grade teacher called my mother and said, ‘Ms. Cox, your son is going to end up in New Orleans in a dress if we don’t get him into therapy.’ And wouldn’t you know, just last week I spoke at Tulane University, and I wore a LOVELY green and black dress.”